So many names...

As well as oodles of names for me L & C also have lots of names for my housemates Mini the cat and Bingo the guinea-pig.

Firstly, Mini:

• Mini
  


• Minkles
  


• Pudna cat
  


• Stinker
  


• Misog



• Evils



• Evil Edna



• Biscuit belly



• Mini Dave

Bingo:

• Bingo



• Baddabings
  


• Bingetta
  


• Ginger nuts



• Little fella



• Guinea boy



• Guingal



• Sir Squeak-Alot
  


• Bingo Dave

I am 3

It was my 3rd birthday yesterday and I had a woof-tastic day.

Firstly we went to the pet shop to choose my present. Of course I headed straight to the food aisle.


Then it was to the park for a birthday run.

How am I going to get my mouth around that?


Check out the smiley birthday boy


My homemade cake (lovingly made by L in about two minutes)


Presents! (the kitten on the card looks tasty...mmmm)


Let me at it!


They let me at it...and this was the result after 5 minutes, oops

I've been hoofing around!

C took me for a walk up near the big tower and I found some buried treasure.....I sniffed out in the mud a hoof, result! I'm not sure whether it was a cow's or a horse's but I was very impressed with it. C was less so.....

Of course I wasn't going to give it up or go back to her in case it was taken off me. C asked a man with four weimaraners to help her catch me and finally I got cornered. Then I got a second chance at freedom - C accidently dropped my lead, so I ran off again!

I could tell C was getting annoyed, but it was sooo much fun (and she was only 30 minutes late for work!)

A new toy!

We have just returned from visiting L's folks for a few days. They live near a lovely sandy beach so I get to walk there and it is brilliant.

Due to the light mornings and birds tweating I have been getting L & C up very early so there we were walking along the beach just before 6am when I found a new toy! As I ran towards them C said 'Oh my god, Ollie has got a willy in his mouth!'
I thought this pink, tube shaped toy was brilliant and was throwing it up in the air and catching it and throwing it at their feet in the hope they would throw it for me....which they would not! I then heard L say something about it being a pink, willy shaped vibrator - whatever one of them is?!

I finally left it when they got out my favourite ball and thought, because of the earlier reaction, I'd better ignore it when we walked back past it on the way to the car.

I dunno what all the fuss was about....

What's my name?

L & C have so many names for me (54 and counting so far!), so is it any wonder I am a little bit deaf when it comes to paying attention to them...I just don't know if they are talking to me!

• Ollie



• Ollievera



• Oliver



• Nobbles



• Nobs



• Pup



• Puppy



• Mr Snouter



• Pupster



• Dave



• Doggy Dave



• Pupedy



• Snouter



• Snouts McGrouts



• Woofups



• Oi



• Numpty



• Doodle



• Dude



• Poodle Legs



• Spindles



• Trotskies



• Trottles



• Boo boo



• Crazy legs



• Waggedies



• Fluffety butts



• Gordon



• Deer legs



• Bandies



• Big ears



• Earols



• Ols



• Beadies



• Ears



• Monkey chops



• Old man



• Dark destroyer



• Unbelievable teckers



• Snapping turtle



• Baldy



• Labrasmootie



• Labradonkey



• Kleptodoodle



• Schnozzle



• Champion doodle dasher



• Slapada lips



• Tiredy boy



• Pudna dog



• Babtastic



• Alice



• The hooligan



• Monster



• Littlest hobo

I might be on the telly!

...well I probably won't be, but when we were at Ardingly antiques market on wednesday they were filming Bargain Hunt and there may well be a shot of me walking past (looking rather wet, but still very handsome...and modest!).

We all got sooo wet. When we arrived it was just spitting a bit, but then the heavens opened. We are hardened to the rain so had a good look around.

I met a horse just standing there in the middle of all the stalls, but when I barked at it and sniffed it and there was no response. People were laughing at me as apparently it was a model, but you can never be too sure.

L had some birthday money to spend and bought a wooden trug and planted some hyacinths in it. Below are some photos of it. I have prodded all the plants to check them all out and I am pleased to be able to report they have passed my checks.

I have been poorly sick

It was susch a good idea at the time...I was at work with C and having a mooch around the back of one of the buildings when I spied a container that had some cooking fat in it. It smelt pretty good to me so I ate as much as I could before C stopped me. All was ok for a little while, but on the way home in the car a gurgling started in my tummy and then it all came up! C pulled into a petrol station and sat me on the back seat of the car while she cleared up the mess in my crate and I managed to not be sick the rest of the journey home.

This is how I felt afterwards...


Then...in the early hours of the morning up came the rest! I decided not to wake L & C and waited until they got up to walk me in the morning to show them how sorry for myself I was feeling. So at 6am L cleaned out my crate and changed my vetbed. Apparently there were leaves in it as well....well it all tasted tasty at the time! By the time we got back from my walk I was starving, but only allowed a small breakfast, not fair at all!

After a morning snooze I was feeling back to my normal self and L & C seemed to have forgiven me!